Smith & Depp Are Yoga Hosers
By Drax Largo on August 19th, 2014
Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp are combining forces for an action flick, gang. This one will be called Yoga Hosers and will be a companion piece to Smith’s Tusk, which hits theatres next month.
The catch with this movie, however, is that it will star will star Depp, his daughter Lily-Rose Depp, and Smith’s daugther Harley Quinn Smith.
The story centers on 15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe (Depp) to fight for their lives with, according to the producers, “all seven Charkas, one Warrior Pose at a time.”
I can’t wait to digest this lunacy!.
Production is scheduled to get underway next week…provided the Armageddon doesn’t occur in Canada.